That’s quite the long name, but after so many specialty and limited releases, you gotta figure the people at Philips have to get creative. Released in honor of their 11.9th anniversary, and brewed to a strength of 11.9 % alc/vol – because apparently anything reaching 12% puts it into a new tax bracket or something – this beer is a very strange combination, and calls to mind their Pandemonium 11th Hour Anniversary IPA, but a lot more so! Whereas that beer was discernible in terms of style and just cranked to the point of being extra strong, this beer kind of falls on the far side of indefinable.
At once cloudy, extra-strong, and loaded with hops and alcohol, its pretty much a mashup, somewhere between an Imperial IPA and a Belgian Tripel, albeit an extra strong one. And once you pour this beer out and begin to sample it, you’ll begin to understand the interesting and colorful description behind it:
This hop-beast drinks like a chimp fisted blast beat from a subtribe percussionist. Slightly off tempo and heavier than a gorilla playing 12 bar blues.
Yeah, that about covers it! It’s hoppy, but that takes a back seat to the ham-fisted alcoholic punch in the mouth! And the oaky, tripel-like malts are also subdued when compared to the sheer alcohol content. In short, drinking this beer is like locking your lips with a freight train! Not to be consumed when operating heavy machinery…
Appearance: Light blonde, slightly cloudy, medium foam retention and carbonation
Nose: Strong citrus hop scent, sweet, coarse malts, mild tropical fruit
Taste: Slightly sweet start, followed by quick hit of alcohol, mild oak, bitterness
Aftertaste: Lingering alcohol bitterness and mild hops
While I am tempted to give this beer high marks for being just so damn powerful, I am forced to mark it down for taste. Basically, there isn’t much to speak of. The alcohol taste overpowers both the hop content and the malt profile, which is too bad because they both seem like they would be nice if allowed to come through. Still, this beer has to be the strongest I’ve had in recent memory. You have to respect that much about it!